I just had my first “poo everywhere” experience.
I had Skye in the swing so that I could do my noon pumping and I got a call from a student at work so I didn’t hear Skye unload what seemed like 3 days worth of crap. After I pumped I picked her up and set her on the boppy so that I could give her her thrush medicine.
At first I thought I just spilled the medicine since it’s the same color as her poo. I did that this morning too–somehow got her medicine all over the lower half of her body. So I thought, great, I did it again. Then I noticed it near her legs and had the “uh oh” moment. There it was. All over the lower half of the left side of her body. She just sat there, happy as a clam, and why not, I always feel better after a big dump, too.
So then I see it on my pants and my arm and her clothes and the blanket. I don’t think I put the diaper on center or something, not that it mattered at that point. I cleaned up a little bit with a paper towel, but that only seemed to make it spread somehow. I took her upstairs to clean her up and had the realization that she probably did this masterpiece while she was in the swing. After I got her all cleaned up, I went to check and sure enough, there in the corner of the swing was the biggest pile of poo yet. Just sitting there in a puddle. Yes, there was enough to make a puddle. A poo puddle. I had to take the padding off of the swing and saw that it was also on the straps that don’t come off easily. So then I went downstairs and added to the laundry that I already did this morning after the medicine mishap all of the above mentioned items painted with her yellow-seeded poo.