Tatrabanka pt2

Last time we left off with me holding the wrong credit card to get into my calculator device, thus allowing me to use internet banking.

Well, it turned out that my credit card was only that, a credit card. I went into another branch and asked for help (more like gestured for it, since I still get very tongue-tied with the language) and she has to go get someone else that can understand me, only to tell me that my credit card is the wrong kind of card. I needed to get a new ATM card (that I had to wait an hour for at the bank to get) that would enable me to use the calculator device. So I trek back another day to another branch to reapply for a new ATM card that would allow the card to be scanned by the device. Again, it takes another hour wait and another application. A few more days and I finally get the card in the mail. Horray!  I open the envelope only to find out that they sent the new PIN to the post office. They sent it to the posta in the opposite direction of my work, so it takes me a few days to get down there. I stand in the wrong line only to get directed to another part of the building. I finally get my golden ticket and the 4 digit PIN for the new ATM card. Phew.

So I get home, armed with the new ATM card and PIN, calculator device and about a million other passwords to get into my account via the internet. I have everything laid out, seriously like 5 papers, a “grid” card, the ATM card, the device, the instructions and the secret decoder pen from Ovaltine. I go to the Tatrabanka website, enter my username and one of the 16-alphanumeric PIN’s.

Error.

Error.

Error.

My original 16 digit PIN to enter the website is now invalid due to inactivity.

So I gave up. I now just go into the bank whenever I need make a transaction. Pssh, who needs internet banking anyways!?

2 thoughts on “Tatrabanka pt2”

  1. omg, that is hilariously awful! d – r – i -n – k – m – o – r – e – o – v – a – l -t – i – n – e

  2. ahhh haaa haa! (i think i just cackled) that was hilarious! seriously, i could not live without internet banking. I guess if i was out riding a bus to go grocery shopping I could probably handle it though.

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