Found some hilarious things parents say to their toddlers. I can totally see Benjam or I saying these things completely calmly and in all seriousness:
“I know it’s tempting to put things in your bottom, but it’s not okay!”
“Please stop stuffing lettuce in your ears.”
“Yes, I can see that you have poo poo all over your fingers.”
“please stop stepping on your brother”
“Honey, you have to pull down your underpants when you sit on the potty!”
“Don’t pee on your sister!”
“No you cannot trade your sister for ice cream.”
“Don’t lick the floor.”
“No, Hannah. Dogs don’t need to curl their eyelashes. They don’t need lipstick either.”
“Because 2-year-olds are to little to drive cars. Throwing a fit will not help your case for driving us home from fireworks.”
“No you can’t have coffee for dinner…or ever, for that matter.”
“If I could somehow figure out a way for you to jump into the TV, I’d be happy to let you go to Pizza Planet with Woody and Buz. Until then, you’ll have to settle for Dominoes.”
And my personal favorite,
“What happened to the piece of poop that was in the diaper?”
Lol, those are definitely all things we could say.