If you ever come to Bratislava,

don’t forget to bring:

  • nude/flesh-colored nylons
  • preservatives
  • your angry face
  • good walking shoes
  • cheddar
  • bus etiquette, wait, you can leave that at home
  • coin purse
  • Pam cooking spray
  • root beer
  • box spring mattress

3 thoughts on “If you ever come to Bratislava,”

  1. Yep, I’m pretty sure this is hilarious! :) I can only imagine how true it is!

    At least it’s only temporary. I’m sure it’s harder than you ever thought it would be to live without the flesh-colored nylons! LOL!

  3. maybe I should explain a few of those, since they way they are listed here is a bit confusing…

    * nude/flesh-colored nylons – they wear these all over the place here, the style here is almost like they are stuck in the 80’s
    * preservatives – they don’t use any, food goes bad fairly quickly
    * your angry face – everybody has one, and you’ll look funny without it
    * good walking shoes – because driving is not really an option
    * cheddar – nope, they don’t have any, and gouda nachos just don’t cut it
    * bus etiquette, wait, you can leave that at home – srsly
    * coin purse – they only have bills after $5, and use $1 and $2 coins
    * Pam cooking spray – nope, they don’t have it
    * root beer – i miss it
    * box spring mattress – i miss it, and while ikea has awesome meatballs, their mattresses are not so great

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